Monday, September 15, 2008
"Hello?" [tap tap]
"Is this thing on?" [throat clears, echoing across the room]
"Um, well, I just wanted to let you all know that there will be some radio silence for the next week or so. I'm working on a super secret project." [searing feedback sharply pings]
"I'll share it with you when it's ready. I promise." [man coughs in the audience]
"Thank you and goodnight." [the crowd erupts in a roar of applause]
P.S. Sometimes I'm so weird I crack myself up.