Monday, September 15, 2008

"Hello?" [tap tap]

"Is this thing on?" [throat clears, echoing across the room]

"Um, well, I just wanted to let you all know that there will be some radio silence for the next week or so. I'm working on a super secret project." [searing feedback sharply pings]

"I'll share it with you when it's ready. I promise." [man coughs in the audience]

"Thank you and goodnight." [the crowd erupts in a roar of applause]

P.S. Sometimes I'm so weird I crack myself up.


Shannon said...

I dont like secrets. Let me in on this.

Lisa said...

I'm only okay with this if it's definitely getting revealed... and if I don't have to wait too long. Patience is a virtue that I lack.

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