Shhhhh...

Monday, September 15, 2008

"Hello?" [tap tap]

"Is this thing on?" [throat clears, echoing across the room]

"Um, well, I just wanted to let you all know that there will be some radio silence for the next week or so. I'm working on a super secret project." [searing feedback sharply pings]

"I'll share it with you when it's ready. I promise." [man coughs in the audience]

"Thank you and goodnight." [the crowd erupts in a roar of applause]


P.S. Sometimes I'm so weird I crack myself up.

Woohoo!

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Read for 8 hours today.

Been a while since I had time to do that.

Loved every minute of it.

Sad it's time for bed.

Oops.

Monday, August 18, 2008

I accidentally farted today at work. In front of a handful of men. It was a total surprise to me. Uh, yeah...

I laughed almost the whole way home about it.

Condom Mission #1 Completed

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Jess found the hidden condom. In public. I hid it in her folded up dollar bills so that when she pulled them out to pay for something, it would go flying. And it certainly did. She was paying for a gatorade during a pit stop on a bike ride this morning.

She called and left me a message after the event. I called her back and left a message of me just laughing. Tee hee. I do so like pulling little pranks.

Hmmm... what to do next....

Chivalry

Sunday, August 10, 2008

After I loaded my car with my groceries today, I scouted Freddy's parking lot for the nearest cart return spot. I started to head there but the guy putting groceries in the car next to me told me he would take it over for me. Thanks anonymous stranger man. You made my day!

P.S. I am in the middle of cooking a bunch of stuff... there's going to be posting galore later on today.

Title Change... Again

Monday, August 4, 2008

I promise this is the last time I'm going to change the name of the blog. Truly. I couldn't help myself though. I was folding clothes tonight and all of a sudden the name just came to me. Inspired. Brilliant. All things wonderful. A play on my last name and my affinity for cooking all rolled into one: "Don't Choke". Oh, I just love me sometimes.

P.S. For the few of you who read this who don't know me (and some friends who I know have no idea themselves), my last name is Tjoelker, but pronounced "Choker". Do you get my witty title now? I'm mentally accepting your pats on my back while listening to the golf clap from those of you not able to reach through the crowd around me. Thank you kindly.

Title Change

Friday, June 27, 2008

You may notice that the title of the blog changed. I did this because I adore the word 'glorious' and feel that if it is in my title I can't use it as much as I would like. So, you get just me. Simply me.

Dear Diary

Friday, June 20, 2008

Dear Diary,

Warehouse Boy just asked me to marry him. I said no. Did I make the right choice? I'm kinda second guessing myself now. I don't love him or anything but maybe we could have had a marriage of convenience. But I'm not really sure how convenient it would be to have to live with someone besides Jess. I mean, I really do have a good thing going there. And it would be hard to have to move in with him and his parents. That might not be fun. And the fact that the majority of his money is spent on alcohol. I might not like that either. So maybe I did really make the right choice. Phew. I'm so glad that we had this talk Diary.

Love Always,
Angie